ferretdog:

probably the worst thing u can say to someone about college is that their major is useless

(via rubyredrum)



crumzinmahlap:

did it hurt? when u fell from someones butt into the toilet water u piece of shit

(via rubyredrum)


(via rubyredrum)


doncasturbate:

my sense of style is

“fuck im late”

“what is this”

“i love this shirt im gonna wear it for 2 weeks straight”

(via theslightlyadequatebuttlover)


Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.


lucleon:

lawrencetheshark:

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

who the fuck shaves their arms

^this

(via keepitsimplestupid177)


little-deathhh:

bedussey:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

hOLY HSIT

omfg

(via keepitsimplestupid177)


theslightlyadequatebuttlover:

lunar-seas:

Can I sacrifice an eighth grader for better school wifi?

Sacrifice the little turd nuggets!!!